I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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