it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just gargled with NyQuil
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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