just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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