no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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