I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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