the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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