Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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