Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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