worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I enjoy the company of your penis
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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