i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I party with great urgency now.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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