You can't motorboat a personality
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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