I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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