six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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