Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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