We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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