im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
