we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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