She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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