There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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