No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
How external is "for external use only"?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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