A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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