i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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