I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She's the barista slut.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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