We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
dude. I can hear the air.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
