No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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