I like my sex mixed with concussions.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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