absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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