We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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