She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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