your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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