After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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