We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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