Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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