I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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