I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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