Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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