we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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