Don't you send me to vm
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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