I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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