It's Friday. Sex?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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