come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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