38 yer olds are good kisserssss
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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