Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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