is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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