If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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