At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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