He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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