I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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