So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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