So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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