I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina