Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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