Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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