So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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