is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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